If you go to a bookshop, you will see signs showing different subject areas or fields of interest: literature, history, psychology, politics...
So politics is the world of political affairs: how society is controlled and directed.
This is a politician:
Note: the "-ician" ending is always a person.
Eg. mathematician, musician, physician, magician
His name is David Cameron.
His policies are:
1. Look important
2. Make Britain look important
3. Find ways for a few people to make a lot of money
4. Try to look like an average person by:
i) sometimes drinking a beer
ii) pretending to have eaten a Cornish Pasty
4. Try to look like an average person by:
i) sometimes drinking a beer
ii) pretending to have eaten a Cornish Pasty
5. Stop poor people from spoiling the party
6. Simultaneously like and dislike the EU
7. Sell anything owned by the state
So now you can test yourself.
1. David Cameron is a...
a) politician
b) twit
c) robot
This was a trick question. All of the answers are true!
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